Hard At Work

May 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Let’s check up on our little Crackie of Camden to see what she’s up to. Hmm….looks the usual. A whole lot of crazy, crackhead behavior. It’s springtimes which means that a lot of us are dumping out the old and cleaning the veggie spunk from underneath our fridges. That’s exactly what Wino did last night……at midnight. Hey, midnight is the crackhead’s noon.

Wino dressed up for the occasion in pink rubber clothes and protected her crackhive with a curtain. Seriously, it must have been a curtain. A regular handkerchief wouldn’t cover that mess!

She later asked the paps if she could have some money to pay her driver. She repaid the paps by giving them clothes from her house that she was throwing out. Paid back in toxic materials! The paps could have probably gotten enough coke residue off her clothes to make an 8-ball to sell back to her. That’s what I would’ve done.

If her singing career doesn’t work out, Wino could be the next host of “How Clean Is Your House?”

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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