Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger to last night’s Dolce and Gabbana party in Cannes. You know what this means? A big ole’ gayelle wedding! Break out the flannel and birkenstocks! We’ve got a gayelle wedding to attend.
Yeah, right. Lohan just wore the ring for attention. It’s probably some glass shit from Claire’s. Let’s be real.
International supermodel, Phoebe Price, attended the same event and she also wore a ring on her left hand. It wasn’t on her wedding finger, but she’s trying to be slick. OMG! Eff Samantha Ronson! LL and PP are engaged! Sorry Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon. There’s a new hot, lesbian, ginge couple on the scene.
Sorry, I’m hungover……