You’ve Heard This One Before

Amy Wino is going to rehab. You can unroll your eyes now. I’m with you. I’ll believe it when I see and then I still won’t believe it! The Sun reports that Wino is all set to travel to Israel and undergo a $13,000 operation to help kick her drug habit. She’s expected to check into the Barzilai Medical Centre following a request from her people.

Eliezer Cohen, the chairman of the Israel Anti-Drug Authority, said, “She has requested to come to him to do this method, since it’s a method that is suitable for her.”

The doctor supposedly treating Wino thinks her problem is in the brains, “There is a misunderstanding about drug addiction. People think it is a social and psychological problem, but it’s a neurological problem.” Blah! I hope he’s performing a lobotomy, because that’s what it’s going to take.

However, Wino’s spokesbitch has denied the claim. He told the Telegraph, “She’s going back in the studio and has absolutely no plans to go abroad for treatment.”

Translation: “She’s going to continue to be the biggest crackhead in the world!”