They’re Totally Doing It

May 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is making her “I eat that coochie” face. You know Lohan rubs her shitty upper lip all over that Ronson goodness. Hot. Anyway, Linds and Ronson left Diddy’s yacht party last night hand-in-hand. The Sun also has some pictures of the two cuddling and possibly kissing while on the boat. Click here to see them.

A witness at the party said, “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.

Aww….I hope it lasts forever, but it won’t. Lindsay’s a straight-up ho. She probably got a bad batch of dick, so she decided to try Ronson’s clit for a quick minute. Shit, I bet Ronson’s clit is bigger than most dicks. Lindsay is clitmatized!

My advice to Lindsay: If your chocha is happy, stick with Ronson. Dick is overrated……

……..I had you there for a minute. Dick is a beautiful thing, but I’d probably take the Ronson out for a spin. If she can satisfy a slut like Lindsay Lohan then she probably satisfy anyone.

I’m starting to love these two lesbos in love. They aren’t as hot as Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente, but who is?

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