Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm

May 23, 2008 / Posted by:

And it’s getting better! This week, Denise Richards accused Charlie Sheen of doctoring an e-mail which claimed she wanted some of his sperm to make another baby. Charlie called her a liar, among other things. Yesterday, Charlie’s friend called Denise a liar for saying she’s only doing a reality show for money to support her kids. The friend claims the bitch is already getting a shit load of dough from Charlie.

Well……Denise has responded. She told Page Six that Charlie is exploiting the entire situation. She claims she sent him a text message last week telling him one of their daughters was sick and asking him if he was going to attend family day at his other daughter’s school. Denise said, “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”

I need to know what’s behind the bleep! If he said “fucking whore,” then he’s a total bastard. If he said “cunt whore,” then he’s sort of creative and should take up a career in writing.

Denise went on to address the supposed e-mail she sent about Charlie sperm. Yes! This again. She said, “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

PROSTITUTE-TRANNY-INFESTED SPERM! This bitch is a fucking poet and a comedian. Methinks she’s talking about herself and she doesn’t even know it.

I adore these two! Their love for each other is an inspiration to us all. I hope they put out a book of their amazing texts and e-mails to each other. It would make for the perfect Valentine’s gift to your special someone.

Of course, Charlie had to respond. He said they are bringing in some computer expert to prove the e-mail was sent from her. Who cares? I’m already on Team Robot Call Girl. She had me at “Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm!

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