It Sucks To Be Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell celebrated her 38th Birfday in Cannes last night, but the night ended with Naomi in crocodile tears after Diddy threw her off his yacht! TMZ reports that Naomi showed up to Diddy’s party and the two got into a major fight which led to Naomi being thrown off.

The Mirror claims the tears had nothing to do with Diddy. They were tears of joy! Naomi was so overcome with emotion from seeing her friends. False! Naomi does not cry and she certainly doesn’t experience joy.

Naomi has also been getting shit for hanging around con man Christopher Rocancourt. She partied with him earlier last night and has been dragging him to other Cannes events.

And if all that isn’t bad enough, Naomi will be charged for attacking a policeman at Heathrow last month. In case you forgot, Naomi was pulled off of a flight to Los Angeles after she threw a hissy fit over a lost bag. She allegedly shouted racial slurs, kicked, punched and spit at several cops. She is expected in court next week.

Poor Naomi. I feel for her. It must be hard being that bitchy. I pity her current assistant. You know she felt the wrath of Naomi last night. We should send her assistant a bullet-proof vest and armor suit for future use.