Flycatcher Returns
May 23, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Simpson is back in Los Angeles after spending a few days with her parents in Cabo. Jess, Papa Joe and Tina left for Mexico right after Asshole and Vagina got married. Tony Romo did not join them. Good move. Any reason to get out of seeing Papa Joe in a thong is a good reason. It’s also not fun watching Papa Joe grease up Jessica with tanning oil.
Notice Jessica’s Cowboys ball cap? This means they are sooooo together. Please. Jessica doesn’t even know what’s sitting on her head. Papa Joe plopped it on her before they get off the plane. He plops a lot of things on Jessica’s head without her knowing it.
Customs better check Jessica’s mouth for anything that might have flown into her gaping hole. She can’t keep that trap shut.
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