Call Supernanny! It’s an emergency. JLo and Skeletor’s nanny reportedly “abruptly left” in mid-April. I really hope nanny looked JLo square in the mink eyelashes and said, “I quit this bitch!” That’s really the only way to leave a job.
Usweekly (via The Scoop) reports that JLo has not hired another nanny, because she plans to raise the twins herself. Cut to a scene of the DT twins hanging from the chandeliers while JLo gets her 10th ass massage of the day.
A source told the mag, “They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family.”
JLo taking a year off?! Did Pop Fiction get renewed, because this shit is obviously a joke.