Wino Needs A Watch

Amy Wino won an Ivor Novello Award this afternoon, but she wasn’t around to pick it up. Wino eventually arrived, but she was too late to accept her award. It takes a long time to look that haggard.

Wino’s papa je’e, Mitch Wino, accepted the award for “Love Is A Losing Game” which was named Best Song. He told the audience, “I don’t know what I’m doing up here. Amy couldn’t make it, but she is getting better and sends you all her love.”

In the picture above, You can tell Wino is already thinking about how she’s going to turn that award into a pipe. Mitch Wino is thinking about how much money that award might get him on eBay.

In other Wino news, she’s expected to play the Glastonbury Festival on June 28th. Hopefully, the organizers were smart enough to tell Wino that the festival is actually on June 27th. That way they have a much better chance of Wino showing up on the 28th.