Yes, more American Idol nonsense. It won’t go away!!! Last night’s finale was like one, long commercial. They pushed everything from that lame Mike Myers movie to Guitar Hero. Fetus and Cook both reenacted Tommy Girl’s ultra gay scene from “Risky Business” for a Guitar Hero commercial.
Both of the commercials were pretty dorky, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I’m sure the Idol bosses put a gun to Cook’s head. However, Fetus’ commercial was uncomfortable to watch. That shit is just not right. They should have at least made it believable by putting him in SpongeBob SquarePants underoos.
The minute Fetus came on the screen wearing boxers, pedos everywhere hit “record.” Thanks to Guitar Hero and Idol for giving pedos something to do this weekend.
Below is Cook’s commercial and above is Fetus’.