Blacky the donkey was arrested in Mexico after he ALLEGEDLY kicked and bit at two men near a ranch in Chiapas. I don’t blame Blacky. The dudes were looking for some hot ass and Blacky was not amused.
Poor Blacky was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of drunks and hoodlums. Police refused to release him until his owner paid the medical bills of the injured men.
Officer Gomez said, “Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed.”
After 3 days, Blacky’s owner finally paid up and he was released.
Blacky is innocent! I don’t believe this shit until I see a mug shot. Wait, was Gary Busey in Chiapas recently?