It Makes Sense
May 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
A spokesbitch for the Olsen trolls has denied the rumor that an evil barista at Starbucks has secretly been trying to fatten them up. The rumor is that a former barista at a Starbucks in NYC’s West Village regularly put whole milk into the twins’ Grande nonfat lattes instead of skim milk.
A source told OK! (via The Scoop), “The barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat.”
This explains everything. No wonder the Olsen trolls look obese.
I bet evil barista also used to work at Starbucks in L.A. I’m sure he regularly replaced the whole milk in Brit Brit’s frapps with whole meth. Makes sense.
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