Is She Giving Up Fish Too?

May 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Oprah has announced to the world that she’s just started a 21-day diet detox. Oprah is going vegan for 21 days which means no animal products. That means fish too. I’m sure Gayle King has a lot of questions for her bff.

People reports that Oprah is also banning caffeine, sugar, gluten and booze. Booze?! How is that even possible? What is the point of living!? Wait, does rubbing alcohol count as booze? I heard you can get a quick buzz from that shit.

O was inspired by Kathy Freston’s book Quantum Wellness. She plans to blog about the entire process.

She wrote on her website, “This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change. Don’t know if I’m going to feel better or worse, but I’m willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently.”

She’s already enjoying nasty crap like strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes.

I would go on a 21-day detox too if I had someone cooking all my meals for me and wiping my nasty ass when I get the runny runs.

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