Anyone But Beyonce

May 22, 2008 / Posted by:

What’s Wino’s loss might become Beyonce’s gain. Producers of “Quantum of Solace” are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.

Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can’t be bothered with it anymore. Her spokesbitch said Wino “felt it was the wrong thing to get involved in.” Cue laugh track.

Not Beyonce. Just no. Doesn’t Beyonce have to go play house and haves babies or something?! I know Papa Knowles wants to get his money’s worth, but Beyonce needs to sit down and take a break. Let Solange sing the damn Bong (typo, but keeping it) song. She’ll work for oyster crackers and she won’t be a bitch about it.

On second thought, the producers need to track down and hire Precious Taft. I don’t know if she can sing, but does that really matter? The hot bitch has raw emotion. Clip below:

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