Alien Nation

May 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Bald is beautiful, just not on Cameron Diaz. It accentuates the fug in her face! No, Cammy did not pull a Britney. Cammy doesn’t look that horrendous. Her head has a nice shape to it, I guess. The fake shaved head is for a movie called “My Sister’s Keeper.” Cammy plays the mother of a girl with leukemia.

This is the same movie that Dakota Fanning was supposed to do, but she pulled out after learning she had to shave her head. The girl that took over for Dakota shaved off all her locks for the role. Cammy wore a bald cap. Come on, Cammy!!! Don’t you want that Oscar? Shave it! I would shave all my hair off, but I’m really afraid of what’s hiding underneath. What if I had a birth mark that spelled out “dumb whore.” That would make sense and it would actually be kind of hot.

Here’s more of fake bald Cammy with Abigail Breslin on the set in Santa Monica yesterday.

Tags: Cameron Diaz

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