May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

I shouldn’t hate on Aubrey O’Day, because I have at least 200 pictures of myself in the same pose. Sluts can’t help it. We see a poster of a dude and we just have to act the fool on it. Aubrey is taking it to a whole new level, because that picture of Donnie Klang is on the back of a van. She probably got frekay in the back of that van earlier in the evening. No shame. I’m really starting to fall in love this raggedy cotton ball.

I’m going to give her two claps for her amazing slut ‘do. You see, it keeps the hands free. I’m sure she’s storing condoms, KY, Binaca and some toothpaste in there. The toothpaste adds a little zing to normal blowjobs. It’s her spécialité.

Here’s raggedy cotton ball outside Spotlight in NYC and also at the FiFi Awards. T-R-A-M-P!!!

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