Do you like a little fug with your ice cream? If the answer is yes, then you should have dragged your lazy ass to Baskin Robbins in Los Angeles today. Tori Spelling was scooping out ice cream to expectant mothers for National Pregnant Fug Day. No, it was for “Wednesday is Bump Day.” Still gross.
At least Tori Spelling is learning a new skill. That way when people finally stop hiring her ass and the money dries up, she has a second career to fall back on.
Not only is Tori Spelling ruining ice cream today, but she’s also ruining the 90210 spin-off. Not that it needs help in that department. Kristin’s E! is reporting that Tori was written into the pilot after she begged producers to guest star. Tori will be back as Donna Martin, but will only utter a few lines.
Ian Ziering is also interested in guest starring in the pilot and it’s close to happening. The producers are really missing the point here. Why bother with all those cows when you only need one bitch to make this show complete. Three words: Brenda Michelle Walsh. BMW! I don’t think her middle name was Michelle, but it sounds right to me.