They Make Sense

May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Star Magazine reports that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. They’re good together. They are both responsible for pretty much ruining “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” with their wooden chemistry. Hopefully, their dates will consist of acting classes and colonics.

The original Wino and Keanu are currently filming “The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee” together. A source said they are always in each other’s trailers. The source went on to say, “They are also always hugging on the set. The chemistry is really electric.” Electric? In their pretty, little dreams. There’s nothing electric about two pieces of wet wood.

OG Wino has also been spending time at Keanu’s NYC apartment during breaks in filming.

They belong together. Keanu lives like a homeless person, so at least he doesn’t have to worry about her stealing anything. Unless he wants her to steal his heart. Awwww. BARF! Donkey punch me if I ever get that sappy again.

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