Holy chicken cutlets with parmesan sauce! Phoebe Price’s cottage cheese thighs need their own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They are famous than their glamorous owner! They have already made the cover of The National Enquirer and now they are on this week’s cover of Star Magazine. PP’s cheese thighs will be on Vogue’s July cover. Trust this!
And Brit Brit has the best beach bod? In some cultures, maybe. Sarah Jessica Parker’s beach body looks just like Mr. Burns’ beach body. Wait, have they ever been in a room together?