Monogamy Is Dead

May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

If Jodie Foster can’t keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can’t. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.

Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.

A source said, “Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone.

Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.

There’s really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.

And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed “Cydney” while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!

Thanks Christine

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