Mistaken Identity

May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch at some joint in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, “Courtney! Courtney!” Oh shit. A source told Star Magazine that the fans mistook HoHan for Courtney Love.

The source went on to say, “She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!” I mean, it makes sense. HoHan could easily pass as Courtney’s older sister.

Eh, could’ve been worse though. They could have mistook her for White Oprah.

Please, those fans knew who she was. They were just fucking with her in hopes that she would lose her shit and beat their asses. That way they can file a lawsuit against her like everyone else already has. Ingenious plan. And for that they have become my favorite anonymous bitches of the week.



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