MiserAlba Didn’t Tell Her Brother That She Got Married

May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

MiserAlba got hitched to “only it for theCash Warren on Monday and she didn’t tell her own brother. UsWeekly contacted Josh Alba yesterday to talk about MiserAlba’s secret wedding. Josh didn’t know what they were talking about! He said, “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!

When asked if Cash will make a good husband, Josh responded, “Well, he’s my brother in law now!” I’ll take that as a big, juicy NAW.

MisrAlba meant to call her brother, but she was too busy beating Cash on the head with her chonkla, because he didn’t look her in the eyes during their vows. In his defense, Cash didn’t look her in the eyes, because he was lying to her ass the whole time.

P.S. – Damn! MiserAlba has a hot brother. He also doesn’t look like he has a chip on his shoulder like his sissy. I guess the grouchy gene skipped him over.

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