Jennifer Aniston Finally Got The Winter Wedding Of Her Dreams

May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Too bad the wedding was fake and the groom was Owen Wilson and not John Mayer. I’m sure in the privacy of her trailer, Jenny made Owen wear a Mayer mask just so she could pretend.

Anyway, Owen and Jenny filmed a wedding scene in fake snow on the Pennsylvania set of “Marley and Me” last night. I’ve seen so many pictures from this movie that it feels like I’ve already seen it.

In other old maid news, Jenny has been telling friends Mayer’s sexay time skills are better than Brad Pitt’s. A source told The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), “Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets – insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”

Don’t listen to anything Jenny says! She’s not thinking clearly. She’s dickmatized.

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