Denise Richards Gives Charlie Sheen Too Much Credit

The Lohans (see below) aren’t the ones whoring out a reality show. Denise Richards is also doing the talk show circuit to promote her own show. It also looks like White Oprah and Denise buy their fugly sunglasses at the same joint. Pimp moms must love looking like whore bees.

Denise was on “Today” this morning where she claimed that Charlie Sheen faked an e-mail she allegedly wrote to his girlfriend.

The e-mail said, “I am having a baby in the next year. By myself…my girlfriend suggested Charlie be the donor … Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it’s any of your business.”

Denise said, “It’s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ex-girl..um… girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie Sambora. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked for Richie’s.” Richie still has sperm? Newsflash! Please, Charlie didn’t doctor that shit, because he doesn’t know how. The only thing he knows how to do on the computer is watch porn.

Shortly after her “Today” interview, Charlie issued this statement to People, “I will no longer sit back and be egregiously painted as a liar. If any proof can be established that these are not in fact her words and statements verbatim, I openly invite her and would even encourage Ms. Richards to sue me in a court of law. She had an opportunity to tell the truth. She did not. Here is the proof.”

The fucking drama. It’s like they are characters on “Dynasty.” They really should settle this the “Krystle and Alexis” way – catfight in a lilly pond!

Denise was also on “The View” today and Whoopi Goldberg called her ass out for whoring her kids out. Denise acted like a snotty bitch and asked Whoopi if she’s seen the first episode, because her kids aren’t in it that much.

Whoopi should have punched that robot call girl on the head. How dare she fuck with Whoopi! Clip below: