Finally! “A Shot at Hep with Tila Tequila” had its first major, major fight of the season last night. It wasn’t really a fight, it was more like one dude getting the shit knocked out of him by another.
It all started when Chad and Bo started going at it for one reason or another. Chad was probably mad because Bo drank the last Smirnoff Ice. It doesn’t matter, but it ended with Chad headbutting Bo and then punching him square in the face. Awesome! I don’t normally condone violence (yeah, I’m lying), but I do love seeing two moronic tools go at it. Chad just showed me right then and there that he had a small dick. Douches with small dicks always have something to prove.
Chad was quickly kicked out of the house and Bo was taken to the hospital. Chad really fucked Bo up. He had a split lip and split teeth. He looked like he just finished eating out Tila Tequila. That chocha is toxic and deadly.
Bo was later released from the hospital and he returned to the house and the game. Now it’s the lesbians turn to fight! Those hot lezzies will show the dudes how it’s really done.