ANOTHER Vh1 reality show starring the slags of “Rock of Love” will premiere this Fall. I think Vh1 owns these hos. Vh1 is a pimp. Anyway, Sharon Osbourne has been announced as the host and mentor of “Rock of Love Girls: Charm School” which is a spin-off of both Charm School and Rock of Love. I’m so confused.
Breakout stars from both seasons of “Rock of Love” will come together under one roof to learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation. They will be refined in hopes to graduate “Charm School” as sophisticated and polite ladies. And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne. As Headmistress of “Charm School,” Sharon will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies.
The contestants will focus on one lesson a week followed by a demanding test. Whoever doesn’t measure up to the challenges of “Charm School” will be expelled. In the end, the last one standing will be rewarded with $100,000 to put towards her new and improved life.
Sharon Osbourne was chosen, because she’s such a fucking lady…..and she was available for cheap.
A Wikipedia page has already gone up with a rumored cast featuring:
Rock of Love 1: Brandi, Rodeo, Dallas, Erin, Heather, Tiffany & Lacey
Rock of Love 2: Angelique, Aubry, Daisy, Destiney, Kristy Joe & Megan
Tiffany, Angelique, Heather AND Daisy in the same room together? I think I just caught syphilis and alcohol addiction just from typing out those four names in a row.
Vh1′s other trainwreck of a show, “I Love Money” premieres July 13th.