I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood’s wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther’s originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here’s Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the “Changeling” premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie’s dress, you can probably find it in the “tent and shelters section” of your local camping supplies store.