Hot Pepaw With Some Pregnant Lady
May 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Yes, I know that pregnant lady is Angelina Jolie. It was a damn joke. I’m not that stupid…or am I? That is the question. Anyway, Angie Jo is still in Cannes, because she has another movie to whore out. This time she’s promoting “The Changeling” with Clint Eastwood.
Clint is seriously one hot pepaw. I just want to lay in the sun with him and play connect-the-liver-spots on his naked body. He can tell me what life was like during prairie times. Adore him.
Methinks Angie Jo might be dropping much sooner than August. She’s trying to snow us! You can’t hide Angie! The paps will get you. They’ve probably already made a deal with Maddox for the first pictures of her placenta. Maddox needs the money to complete his Littlest Pet Shop collection.
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