When it was announced that White Oprah was getting her own reality show, HoHan reportedly said that she would never be on it. White Oprah claims that she’s the one that told HoHan she couldn’t be on the show. There’s only room for 2 orange hags on that show.
W.O. told TV Guide (via MSNBC), “I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes.”
Um….there’s no more backward steps for her to take. HoHan has already hit the wall.
However, White Oprah thinks reality TV is good enough for JLo. She told Radar, “Three years ago I would have said, ‘No way am I doing a reality show … but it’s just where entertainment is headed. I mean, even J.Lo has one these days.”
White Oprah better watch her haggard, orange ass. JLo is going to send Skeletor after her.
I’ve just realized that I’ve posted 3 Lohan posts before noon. Something bad is going to happen. Somewhere in Long Island, a dumb skank will get the wrong shade of orange during a fake tanning session. She will curse my name.
Below are some pictures of HoHan with her man leaving a restaurant in Malibu last night.