Garry Kasparov, a former chess champion and Kremlin critic, was giving a speech in Moscow last weekend when he was interrupted by a radio-controlled flying penis! It was reported that the prank was staged by “a couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists.”
Thankfully, I was not there. I would have been jumping around, trying to catch the thing with my mouth. Slut instinct. I can’t help it. Talk about embarrassing.
Security quickly took care of the cock and returned it to its rightful owner – Tommy Girl.
Video of the flying cock is above. Click here to see a pic of the flying cock. It might be NSFW unless you work in a flying cock factory. If you do, call me. I need a flying cock in my life.