Dreamboat Doherty played in a celebrity soccer tournament over the weekend, but he was kicked out for pissing in a trophy! Awww……I love him.
You see, Dreamy was given access to the chairman’s office so he could have some privacy and wouldn’t get in the way. Dreamy decided to play a little prank, so he pissed in a trophy! A source told The Sun, “One of the security guards was tipped off that Pete was trying to take a trophy. When he checked it out he found that Pete wasn’t nicking it, he was filling it up. He is a huge QPR fan and thought it would be a laugh to leave a little surprise.”
I’m surprised Dreamboat didn’t drink it up. His piss is probably 200 proof! You know that trophy melted into puddles of nothing.
Dreamy can piss in my trophy anytime, if I ain’t being too subtle. I know, too early. Have another cup of Sanka, take a bong hit and then read that joke again.