But What About The Wedding?

May 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller is reportedly close to splitting up with her alleged fiance, Rhys Ifans. Sadness. I really wanted to see Sienna in a bohemian mess of a wedding dress. The reason for this lovely pair’s possible split? Jealousy! You see, Sienna loves partying and flirting with dudes and Rhys doesn’t like it.

A source said, “Rhys gets very jealous – he hates her socializing with other men and always wants to know where she is and who she’s with. During a row she yelled at him: ‘It’s just like being with Jude’. Rhys freaked out, because he prides himself on being the laid-back opposite of Jude. But he just gets worked up seeing men admiring his girlfriend and trying to hit on her.”

“Rhys still seems madly in love with her but everyone’s speculating Sienna has grown out of the relationship.”

Rhys seems like a lovely dude, but Sienna can’t help. She’s a hardcore slut through and through. I’m speaking from experience. You can’t change a slut’s spots. Seriously, you can’t, because a doctor hasn’t invented the right ointment yet. I’ve tried everything to fix my slut “spots.”

It sucks, because they really look lovely together. How often are you going to find someone that shares the same shade of Miss Clairol as you? Never!

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