Pete Wentz called into Ryan Seacrest’s show on KIIS-FM this morning to discuss his wedding and other boring stuff. Pete said that Ashlee “legally is a Wentz … I don’t know what she’ll do with her stage name, that’s up to her. She hasn’t decided that.” She should change her stage name to Big Fug Asshole. It has a better ring to it then Ashlee Simpson or Ashlee Wentz.
Pete also said they signed a pre-nup. Damn, he’s giving up all their business. I’m surprised he didn’t talk about their wedding night. That’s because they just flat-ironed each other’s hair and tried out new brands of eyeliner.
The newlyweds are also skipping a honeymoon for now. He said they are just hanging out in the basement, “We got some blow-up palm trees. A little fake-n-bake tanning booth.” They have no choice. Papa Joe locks them down there and only lets them come out for public appearances.
And when Ryan asked about the baby, Pete responded, “Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I’m confirming now is that we’re in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees.”
Yup, she’s knocked up. And enough with this stupid basement! It sounds like hell down there anyway. Pete Wentz, his blow-up bride and a bunch of blow-up trees? No gracias.