Wise Words From MiserAlba

May 19, 2008 / Posted by:

MiserAlba’s baby girl is popping out sometime this summer and she’s already decided what kind of mother she’s going to be. A miserable one! No, MiserAlba told FitPregnancy magazine, “I don’t want to be my child’s best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it’s going to be about treading that line.

I WANT! I WANT! If only it was a perfect world, MiserAlba. She says all those things now. Wait until the thing pops out. She’s going to treat baby the way most celebrities treat their babies:

Baby cries – Hand to nanny

Baby goes poopy in diaper – Hand to nanny

Baby needs a hug – Hand to nanny, unless cameras are around, in which case you must try to do it yourself with a smile.

I’m not sure if MiserAlba can handle the last one.

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