Wino is looking truly lovely in that picture above. I wonder if anybody has ever told her she should be a model. She really should. She’s not “smiling with her eyes,” but I think she’s “smoking crack” with her eyes and that’s more impressive. So….Wino visited Blaaaake in the chokey today to celebrate first wedding anniversary. Well, their first anniversary was really yesterday, but Wino was busy helping the needy and washing her hair. Yeah, I’m having a laugh.
Wino wore a special heart Blake pin in her hair. That heart is going to get lost in that crackhive and will never be heard from again. I’m sure it will turn up in your dryer while you’re doing laundry this week. Your missing sock will show up in Wino’s crackhive. See how that works?
Earlier today, Wino posed with some skater boys who knocked on her door. She’s seriously becoming the crazy lady of her street that actually answers the door. When I was kid, our local crazy woman never answered the door. We constantly ding-dong-ditched her ass, but she would never answer. I wonder if Wino gives out crack rocks for Halloween?