Where The Hell Is Edie?!

May 19, 2008 / Posted by:

SPOILERS AHEAD! Keep moving if you don’t want to be spoiled! I’m warning you.

The Desperate Housewives season finale was last night and as expected, the show fast-forwarded five years into the future during the last few minutes. Didn’t “One Tree Hill” do this shit already? Anyway, here’s what we learned:

Gaby looks like shit and has two little brats.

Bree is some sort of Martha Stewart-type with a cookbook and major career. She’s also back with Orson.

Lynette’s twins are bad teens with police records

Katherine’s daughter gets engaged

Susan is not with Mike anymore. She’s with the hot dude from Queer As Folk.

It was entertaining and everything, but where the hell was Edie in that flash-forward?! Edie is obviously not gone forever. I’m guessing that she ends up with Mike and the two live on Wisteria Lane. They can’t get rid of Edie and they won’t get rid of Mike! I was hoping that the flash forward included Gaby’s funeral! I’m over that skank.

I also shed a little tear when Mallory Keaton was shot.

Below is a clip of the fast-forward:

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