9021-NOOOO! Above is a promo of The CW’s 90210 and I’m not impressed. This shit looks like footage from a Christian rock video.
Whenever I hear the first few beats of the 90210 theme song, I’m expecting to see Brandon fake punch Dylan. Instead, I’m seeing two strangers playing pattycake. The producers need to hear my screams already! This show will be nothing without Brenda Walsh!
Okay, the Naomi bitch is sort of hot. You can already tell she’s going to be the cokehead slut. Oh wait, this is The CW. They sanitize everything. She’ll be the ciggie smoking serial kisser.
I’m still depressed. Below is the original intro for Beverly Hills 90210. Now this is the real shit right here!