Mimi Wants To Get Married….AGAIN

May 19, 2008 / Posted by:

One wedding is not enough for Mimi! MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Mimi is planning an over-the-top wedding to Nick Cannon in NYC. They are going to be divorced in a few months, so she might as well get a tacky party out of this marriage while she still can!

A source said, “It’s going to be held in New York City in the next six weeks. Picture a wedding on the scale of Liza Minnelli’s (to David Gest) and you’ll be on the right track.” Liza Minnelli’s wedding?! You mean the night is going to end with the groom groping one of the waiters and the bride having a slumber party with all of her gay best friends?

The source went on to say, “She wants over 2,000 guests and the budget will be well over $4 million and she’ll have at least 14 bridesmaids.”

YES! Now this is what I’m talking about. Expect this shit to be like My Super Sweet 16 on CRACK. Those little dumb bitches don’t have shit on Mimi. Mimi better be careful about who she uses as wedding planner. Most people don’t understand her. She should really hire a group of 8-year-old girls as her wedding team. They know what Mimi likes, because it’s probably what they like too.

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