Memorial Day Can’t Come Sooner

May 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is not in White Oprah’s reality masterpiece, but her fake sex pictures make a cameo! In the clip above, White Oprah freaks out when she sees pictures of HoHan sucking cock. The pictures were later proven to be false. White Oprah even shows Ali Lohan the pictures. Hey, Ali is HoHan’s sister. I’m sure she’s seen a lot worse LIVE.

White Oprah also tells us, “Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her.” And unfortunately she has no choice but to whore out her entire family in a reality show. It’s not her choice. That’s a good thing, because this piece of trash is going to be amazing.

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