Katie, Please Leave Tommy Girl At Home

May 19, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s official! Katie Holmes will make her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller’sAll My Sons.” She’s such a serious actress! The cast will also include John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson better watch his ass, literally. Tommy Girl is coming for it! Patrick is probably the reason Tommy let Katie do the play. His tongue is ready. Barfness.

Theater and dates will be announced shortly.

Playbill.com reports:

All My Sons tells the story of a man who hastily sold defective airplane parts to the Army, which caused the crafts to crash, killing 21 men. His crime, which he long had deflected by blaming his business partner, comes back to light as his son plans to wed the partner’s daughter.

Sounds like a 2-hour nap to me! Katie Holmes live on Broadway? One of the animatronic characters at Chuck E. Cheese could probably give a more emotional and earnest performance than she can.

Ugh. This means Tommy Girl is moving to NYC. Great, just what this city doesn’t need. More crazies!

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