Dreamboat Doherty’s sperm works and his son, Astile, is proof of it. Dreamy brought his 4-year-old to the Annual Crackhead Charity Soccer Tournament yesterday. The money raised will help poor crackheads buy crack. No, but Dreamy did play in some celebrity charity soccer tournament.
Dreamy’s son is pretty adorable and he’s so fucking clean. I hope Astile’s mommy flea-dipped him after he came home.
In other news, my allergies are kicking my ass today. I’m so sick of these ugly fucking allergies. They are so bad this year. I wish I had some of Dreamy’s crack to set me straight. Anyway, I’m slow today, because I’m loaded up on Benadryl, Claritin and some other shit.