Hello Kitty has been named Japan’s tourism ambassador! Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of Mimi frantically packing up her dog, unicorn dildo and boy toy and moving to Japan.
The tourism ministry has chosen the hottest pussy in the world as its choice to represent the country in China and
This is the first time Japan has named a fictional character as its tourism ambassador. Yes, Hello Kitty is a fictional character. Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of Mimi violently beating boy toy with unicorn dildo.
The Associated Press notes that “according to her official profile from Sanrio, Hello Kitty lives with her family in . It does not mention how often she visits Japan.”
If only fictional characters could hold positions of power in the United States. Yes, Dubya is not a fictional character. Sorry to break it to you.