Gay Al Wants To Talk

May 19, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ve decided to use a picture of Gay Al with fat Star, because fat Star is soooo much better than today’s Star. I miss fat Star. Not really. So….Gay Al is ready to talk about his split from Star! He’s looking to talk, but he wants to get paid. Full Disclosure is reporting that he’s shopping around his first TV interview to the highest bidder.

A source said, “He has got to make a buck somehow. He’s been looking for a six-figure deal for an interview where he dishes about being married to Star.” Six-figures?! Are we talking money or dick size? And to think that I was going to offer him a Bel Ami video, a Barbie manicure set and some used anal beads.

Six-figures? He must have jizz in the brains. Besides, what else is there to tell? He likes juicy salchicha and Star is a lie-teller. We basically know everything.

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