Brooke Hogan Is Losing Her Mind

Brooke Hogan’s brother is in the chokey, her parents are divorcing and she is an emotional wreck. Pop Tarts reports that 20-year-old Brooke is slowly crumbling. A source told them, “She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest.” Boys don’t cry, Brooke! Man up! Bitch just needs to slow down on the roids and double up on her female hormones and she’ll be alright.

Hulk Hogan thinks that their reality show might be the cause of all their problems. He said, “I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about.”

“We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete, but I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Sure, blame reality tv! Fuck that. I blame roids, fake tanner, hair bleach and overall stupidity!

Thanks Ben