Tony Romo escorted Jessica Simpson to her sister’s douche fiesta on Saturday night. Get this shit. Asshole and Pete’s wedding reception had an Alice in Wonderland theme. Well, Jessica does make the perfect Tweedledum. Sources told People that Romo and Jessica were very “cozy” during the reception.
A source said, “They were very cozy and cute together. They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night. He was very sweet to her. They were very much a couple.”
DUH! Of course they are going to be touching and fake kissing. Papa Joe wants to get his money’s worth. You know Papa Joe sat and watched them the whole time to make sure Romo was not breaking their contract. Papa would have watched anyway though. He was looking forward to watching them all week. He cut a hole in his trouser pocket and everything. Easy access.