Two Skanks Skanking It Up Together

May 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson split up from Owen Wilson a few weeks ago and she’s already boinking another dude. Well, you can’t keep the vagina vacant too long or it gets sour! According to People, Kate spent this weekend with Lance Armstrong in Austin, TX. The two had dinner on Friday and Saturday night. A witness said, “They looked like they were having fun.” Having fun? That means she’s having his baby.

A source told The Daily Mail that Kate is very happy with Lance, “Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She thought it was funny when people were writing recently that she was engaged to Owen because the reality was that they had split again and she was secretly seeing Lance. She and Lance are both physical, passionate people – she’s never been happier.

Lance is close friends with Owen. Both of them also used to date Sheryl Crow. I’m telling you. All these Hollywood skanks date each other. Next week, Kate will be dating Sheryl Crow and Lance will be back with Jake Gyllenhaal. Those two are soulmates.

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