This Is What Every Mother Should Look Like

May 18, 2008 / Posted by:

I need to find out where Shauna Sand buys her elegant dresses, because my mother could use a few of those. I could ask my neighborhood tranny prostitute (every neighborhood has one) where Shauna bought this dress and they would tell me.

Nothing says “devoted mother of 3” like hot pink leopard. You know the mothers at the PTA hate on Shauna hardcore. They are just jealous. They are especially jealous of the “shoot the ping-pong ball out of the coochie” trick she performs every year at the school talent show. They wish they had her skills and her lucite heels.

Here’s a couple more pics of Our Lady of Lucite outside of Foxtail nightclub in Hollywood last night. I’m pretty sure she applies her make-up using paint-by-numbers. Flawless!

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