Poor fishies of Costa Rica. They didn’t see it coming. Taken out by a wave of Cheeto piss. What a sad way to go.
Anyway, Brit Brit was back at the beach in Costa Rica yesterday and this time she brought a man. A man! The paps say the man is TV agent Jason Trawick. The paps also said that Jason kept Brit Brit laughing, fetched her canned corn syrup water and gave her a ride on an ATV. Oh shit! You know how those rednecks do it. First comes the ATV ride then comes baby making then comes marriage!
I’m getting a major “Republic in the closet” vibe from Jason. Daddy Spears was also at the beach yesterday to dip his man chichis into the salty water. How lovely it is to be a Spears.