Flowers For Wino

May 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Today is Wino and Blaaaake’s first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake’s in the chokey and Wino’s skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.

Wino received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans and other bitches wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There’s no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.

You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it’s natural. Note to Wino fans and friends: Don’t send her ass flowers! Send her Ajax, Purell, steel wool, peroxide and a gift certificate to Merry Maids. She needs to be washed down Joan Crawford-style.

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