Dreamy Wants To Play Daddy

May 18, 2008 / Posted by:

You might have not known this, but Dreamboat Doherty has a 5-year-old son with Lisa Moorish. Dreamboat reproduced. Scary. Lisa banned Dreamy from seeing their son, Astile, after she gave birth, because of Dreamy’s problem with drugs. Dreamy claims he’s 100% drug-free and wants to be a part of his son’s life. Uh…huh…and I’m 100% cock free.

When Dreamy was released from prison, they gave him a certificate that said he was drug free. Please. You know he made that shit from diplomamakers.com.

A source told The Daily Mail, “Lisa kept Pete away from Astile because of his drug habit. But she cares very deeply for both of them and Lisa wants to believe that Pete really has kicked his habit so he can enjoy a real relationship with his son.” Remember how Dreamy was videotaped giving crack to his cats? Yeah, I don’t think it’s such a good idea for him to be around his son….just yet. He would totally trade Astile in for a few baggies.

Below is pictures of drug-free Dreamy screaming at the paps before and after a gig last night. Oh and those crack lesions on his face have nothing to do with smoking crack, because he’s 100% sober.

I would totally lick one of his crack lesions. Lord save me!

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